
Thirteen Things I Contemplated at the Salon this Afternoon
The tresses were in need of a major trim (about a month ago, but who's counting...), so once Tobe came home I was off to the salon. Getting one's hair done is a great time for reflection. Here are some of my thoughts during that hour....
1. If I ever win the lottery, I will pay someone to blow-out my hair everyday. Wouldn't it be nice to look fabulous while someone else did all the work?
(I often say the phrase, "If I ever win the lottery....." I have grand plans for the millions I might one day win. However, we never play the lottery so you would think I would stop such dreaming.)
2. The place where I had my hair cut (The Renata) used to be a funeral parlor back in the day. Aside from the creepiness factor, I was quite interested in the history of this old house. It got me thinking....In 60 years will I be driving around Grapevine and say "Oh, they turned the old Target into this" or "Wow! The McDonalds/Shell station is now a hotel". I think it is fascinating how towns utilize their resources and recreate buildings rather than demolishing structures and putting up new ones. Read more about Grapevine's buildings and their history here.
3. The Super Suppers next door to the salon was having an Open House tonight. A local catering company was bringing in food. Uh, shouldn't they have made their own food as that is their business?
4. Wouldn't it be nice if I could sit here and just have my hair washed, cut, and styled without having to make small talk?
5. The salon is located in a three story house built in the late 1800's (those who clicked on my link above already knew this). How miserable would it have been to live in one of those top stories during a Texas summer in pre-airconditioning times?
6. If I win the lottery (see how often I have this thought), I am buying the bed and breakfast across the street. Wouldn't Isaac have great stories to tell about a childhood spent in a Bed and Breakfast?
7. Is the hairstylist going to refill my glass of complimentary wine or am I supposed to savor every last drop and go on my merry way?
8. Has Tobe remembered to feed Isaac dinner?
(No worries, he did. Why do Moms have these irrational fears about their husbands being incompetent? Tobe has never forgotten anything about Isaac and is an excellent father. I believe hospitals are required to mix in some form of liquid panic into your IV while in labor....at least that is my excuse.)
9. On our current income, could I afford to have someone blow-out my hair possibly every third day? (No.)
10. Why has the hair dresser misunderstood "side-swept bangs that start at the cheekbone" for "side-swept bangs that start above the eyebrow"?
11. Are headbands in style? I am going to need quite a few as I grow out these bangs I seem to have now.
12. Why is the other hairstylists showing me the large, gaping wound in her lower lip that was the result of her car accident last night? Perhaps it should be a rule that you should not show someone the inside of your mouth prior to knowing that individual.
13. Why hasn't anyone in our family gone to a prestigious hair dressing academy so I can get free haircuts? It really is selfish of them to put their life's ambitions before my desire for a top quality trim for nothing.
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Changing the subject, has anyone else watched the train-wreck known as "Game Show Marathon." I know I was one of the few Americans who watched all three aired episodes of "Celebrity Cooking Challenge" before it was yanked off the air. Game Show Marathon seemed to be a good idea---mix old gameshows together and throw in some celebrities. Yet, CBS felt like Rickie Lake would be a great host and the only celebrities they could find were Lance Bass (guess the dreams of becoming an astronaut have died), a very aged Leslie Neilson, Paige Davis (finally back on TV), some Baywatch cast-off (selected mainly for her assets), and Tim Meadows who looks like he would rather have his head in a toilet than to be on the show. We watched about twenty minutes of the show last night because they were playing Price is Right. Tonight I caught about five minutes and immediately changed the channel when I noticed that Lance Bass was dressed as a banana. God bless summer TV.